Castling
We set off on a rainy Sunday morning, stopping mid-way at Frampton on Severn for a coffee at Ley Bistro. The keen-eyed among you will recall I visited Frampton during a previous adventure with Max and Emma. Much like on my last visit to the village, nothing at all happened on this visit either.
We left Frampton and headed for Thornbury, making a short stop off at Wotton under Edge to pay a visit to England's most haunted house - The Ancient Ram Inn. Although we were unable to go inside, the essence of ghost radiates off the place and leaves you under no illusion that inside is riddled with the spirits of the dead. Partly scared that one of these entities would attach itself to us and follow us home, but mainly because it was chucking it down, we decided not to linger. After snapping off a couple of photos, we beat a hasty retreat to the comfort of the motor and got the hell out of there.
If you look really carefully at the photo below, you can just about make out the outline of a house behind me. Spooky.
From Wotton, it was only a short drive to Thornbury and our residence for the night. For a castle, it was actually slightly smaller that I expected, but no less impressive for being so. We were shown up to our suite (The Anne Boleyn); a very grand room with ceilings at least 80ft high and a 15ft wide bed. Despite it being such an elegant room, it only took us around 5 minutes to crap it up (Mike more so than me - he's such a filth bag). Mike managed to wangle us a free bottle of prosecco, which we wasted no time in downing in the room, before stumbling off to explore the grounds. There are some decent ruins within the grounds, and despite wearing completely inappropriate footwear (I did advise Mike not to wear his heels), we endeavoured to explore. Unfortunately for me, in my slightly drunken state I cracked my head on a low doorway which left me in some considerable pain (although I fought back the tears I was silently crying inside so Mike would think I was tough). Despite Mike warning me of the danger I was walking into, I still blamed my mishap on him.After making ourselves look respectable, we headed off downstairs in search of a pre-dinner drink. And this is where the evening started to go downhill. Upon being seated in the Library, we were issued with the drinks menu. After being a little bit sick in my mouth at the price of the wine, my first instinct was to sulk and refuse to order any. However, after some cajoling from Mike I succumbed and ordered a cheeky bottle of pink, a bargain at a mere £30 (thieving bastards).
In the morning, both nursing foggy heads, we trotted down to the restaurant for breakfast (I was allowed in this time). Mike had the Full English and I had Eggs Royale (more salmon, I was in danger of looking like a salmon). Breakfast was lovely, and afterwards we took another stroll around the grounds, followed by a walk into the town.
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